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:: Tuesday, October 31, 2006 ::
Thinkin' about scraping that Kerry Edwards bumper-sticker off your rusty Volvo yet?
Talk about your October Surprise!
Political ninja KKKarl Rove at it again somehow melding John Kerry and Rosie O'Donnell's brainwaves. Utterly diabolical.
Ya suppose Rove's got a little John Kerry voodoo doll in his office that he plays with from time to time? Especially on All Hallow's Eve a week before the super-important election? Whatever the case, the evil Rovian undersnuff's working like a charm.
Ole Lurch is in a heap-o trouble this time. Too bad he didn't have his "magic hat" to ward-off Rove's mind-meld thingy. And he shoulda wore it into that nasty press-conference today too. Talk about diggin' holes! It was a disaster in the manner of Zhenjiss Kahn!
I can just picture Rove takin' that Voodoo doll's tiny little foot and shoving it into the tiny Voodoo doll's mouth, and then throwing it back into the bottom drawer of his desk where it's all dark and lonely. Only other thing in that bottom drawer is probably a little tiny Swift Boat with a whole bunch of little tiny pissed-off Swift Boaters to keep ole Lurch company. And if the Republicans retain both houses, he's gonna need him some new friends cause Drapes Pelossi and her nutroots posse are gonna blame it all on him.
Well, maybe if he'd just studied a little harder in school he wouldn't be stuck in this quagmire. Bet Rove's got a little Howard Dean doll stuffed in a Pandora's can of worms too. Can-not-wait for the DNC's official "remarks" on the matter [EEEiiiyoooowooo!].
You know who you are sidebar: Thanks Tom!
:: Max 9:21 PM [+] ::
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