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:: Thursday, July 20, 2006 ::
"Although to be honest, I've been searching my Bible all morning (which is no easy feat, mind you, because that means I have to remove it from it's heavy glass encasement and untether the golden ribbon I use to keep it fastened so that its words don't illuminate the entire house in a blinding light that would almost certainly fuck up the kid's nap) and I can't find the bit where Christ counseled his flock against using earthy colloquialisms in conversations with other adults. But that's on me, most likely. I'm a shoddy Biblical scholar. On the plus side, though, my ignorance gives me the excuse I was looking for to rewatch The Passion of the Christ in High Def. So, silver linings and all that."
-Jeff Goldstein
I still can't believe Bush said the "S" word. Horrors.
:: Max 7:38 AM [+] ::
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