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:: Tuesday, May 17, 2005 ::
Adjectives Europeans use to describe...
...the French:
chauvinists, stubborn, humourless...(Britons) pretentious, offhand and frivolous...(Germans) agitated, talkative and shallow...(Dutch) cold, distant, vain and impolite...(Spanish) snobs, arrogant, flesh-loving, righteous and self-obsessed...(Italians) not very with it, egocentric bons vivants...(Greeks) disobedient, immoral, disorganised, neo-colonialist and dirty...(Swedes) It's probably the only issue that the whole damned planet can agree upon. Maybe they ought to vote on a resolution in the UN Security Council to the effect that the French are scumballs.
["Gentlemen - it's unanimous - the resolution passes. From this point forward, the French are indeed scumballs..."]
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:: Max 1:57 PM [+] ::
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