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:: MAX BLACK ::

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." --C.S. Lewis

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:: Friday, February 18, 2005 ::

You know you're a Liberal if:

The British are having some fun at the expense of the left. Here's a little test to determine which side of the political fence you stand brought to you by House of Dumb:

You know you're a Liberal if:


You don't think people can be trusted with guns, unless they're in the IRA


You believe soldiers in combat, doctors in A & E depts and householders defending themselves at 3.15AM should all be subject to legal action after the fact, but Judges should never be criticised because their job is too complex for ordinary citizens to understand


You think it's racist to point out the shortage of Arab democracies, but calling Americans obese, gun-crazed morons is cutting-edge political comment


You think giving kids a good education requires that they be taught about felching, rimming and golden showers, but religion has no place in schools


You think GM crops are dangerous, but crack isn't


You think mobile phones melt brain tissue, but paedophiles are an invention of the media


You believe we should be constantly alert to the risk of neo-nazi conspiracies arising to take over the world, but there's no such thing as Islamofascism


You think factory owners are bloated, capitalist pigs, but lawyers are altruistic guardians of the public


You complain loudly that Big Business is pumping chemicals into the environment just to boost profits, while you're snorting a line of coke.


You complain that Dubya was selected not elected, but Lord Chief Justice Woolf and his fellow travellers legislating from the bench is democracy in action


You complain about Islamophobia in the media, but you don't mind that whenever you see a Priest in a TV drama you know he'll turn out to be shagging a parishioner


You define a diverse workplace as one with a diversity of everything except opinions


You really think that a cop who tells an un-PC joke should be fired but a High Court judge in the Family Division who goes on record as hating marriage is entitled to her opinion


You believe every family needs a social worker, but fathers are an optional extra


You think that when a US President opposes a dictator with a pathological hatred of Jews, a record of invading his neighbours and gassing people plus a stupid moustache, then it means that the Yank is just like Hitler

:: Max 9:36 AM [+] ::
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