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:: Tuesday, August 03, 2004 ::
Uh oh...Drudge has his little flashing siren thingy going off...says those Vietnam Vets are gathering for some kinda assault...take cover folks--incoming.
Update: Drudge breaks embargo on Vets new anti-Kerry book. Authors claim Kerry, besides being a Democrat, is low-down, yellow bellied, metal-tossing, back-stabbing rattlesnake. Also claim he had a Zippo and knew how to use it.
DNC head, Terry McAullife was quick to strike back. Wearing his trademark tin-foil hat, McAuliffe claims Dick Chaney is producing thousands of preprogrammed, book-writing, Vietnam Vet robots in his secret undisclosed Halliburton laboratory--says the Vice President plans to release them at polling places next November in a bid to conquer the planet. Developing.
:: Max 8:24 PM [+] ::
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