:: Friday, May 21, 2004 ::
The following offer appeared in my email this morning:
"A New Way To Get The News You Want!
Digital Delivery is here!
As a registered KansasCity.com user, you'll be happy to know you can now get on-the-spot delivery of The Kansas City Star - no matter where you live or where you go!
Sign up for Digital Delivery today to download an exact replica of The Kansas City Star to your PC every morning...That's all the award-winning news, sports and everything else The Star offers - for less than $10 a month!"
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"Oh--My--God Marge--wake up Granpa!...Digital Delivery Is Here! No...I'm not kidding...and it's only $10.00 per month! I'll bet they even have that new-fangled hypertext thingy!"
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The Star is so out of touch it's scandlous. Like I really need an 'on-the-spot--exact replica' of a fish wrapper 'no matter where (I) live or where (I) go!'
:: Max 10:57 PM [+] ::
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